Friday, March 12, 2010
So. Nice Mom's husband wants, um Nice Girl, to figure skate to some music that Nice Mom and Nice Girl think is just...wrong.
Ice Dad, I mean, Nice Dad says that we spend so much money on figure skating that he deserves to pick Nice Girl's figure skating music just once. This is something we have to, I mean Nice Mom and Nice Girl have to really consider because Nice Dad deserves a voice in her music, too.
Help me. I mean, help my friend.
Suggestion #1: Theme song from Curb Your Enthusiasm.
For those of you who are not familiar with the HBO show from Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm is about a clueless idiot, Larry, who says naughty things to nice people. He is socially inappropriate and not a role model, Ice Dad. I mean, Nice Dad.
Click here to listen to the theme song. It's heavy on the tuba and is just...wrong...
Suggestion #2: Theme song from Dexter.
Showtime's TV show, Dexter, is about a serial killer who kills serial killers. Despite the violent theme, I really, really like this show.
However, Nice Dad, that does not mean that a serial killer's theme song should be used as your daughter's figure skating music!
Click here to listen to the theme song and watch the opening credits.
Suggestion #3: Theme song from Halloween.
Halloween is the scariest horror movie of all time, in my opinion. I don't watch horror movies, but just listening to the music completely creeps me out.
Click here to listen to the theme song.
So. Help me out here, people. I mean, help out Nice Mom. We all know that these songs are not appropriate figure skating music. Let's come up with a ton of reasons why Nice Dad is totally wrong. Please.
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